1 my face is assymetrical
2 facebook the fucker disabled my profile
tons of swell photos deleted?
sod off you stinky internet prick
i swear like a lower class london taxi driver
3 my teeth do not hurt that much so that's good
4 i'm wasting my time and eating too much
5 my back doesn't hurt which is probably the first time in a few years
6 this week while i was still beautiful (jk), we did the coolest thing. we became homeless singers and stood there singing for about half an hour at i.p. pavlova (that's the centre of prg) and made a lot of money, and i mean a lot!!! totally looking forward to repeating that, totally worth it. and i enjoy singing.
7 don't really feel like translating this so deal with it
8 it's kinda clear black women + weave + z-snapping + oh no she didn't fascinate me right. (just like black people + kfc + watermelon + kool-aid racist jokes)
what do you laugh at and how has your life been recently??? i seriously wanna know so don't let me down and c o m m e n t.